Daily Rant
Big Rants
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Big Rants
Things that have aggrevated me to the point where I take extra time to comment on them.
| License Plates |
March 3, 2002 |
Breaking news! You too can pay $100 to inform everyone else what a moron you are! Buy now!
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| A Typical Morning |
December 12, 2001 |
Sometimes the transition from the dream world to the waking world plays a little rough.
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| Ketchup Nazis |
August 23, 2001 |
An innocent man out to enjoy his fast food has his life destroyed by a chronic lack of condiments.
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| The Atrocity of Taco Pizza |
August 1st, 2001 |
Thinking the pizza to be unwary, he stalks his prey. Leaping forward, maw opened wide in visceral expectation,
he receives a mouth full of.... lettuce????
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| United Airlines Feel My Wrath |
June 15th, 2001 |
I could have done better covered in honey and beaten with feather pillows repeatedly.
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| Masters of the Universe |
June 27th, 2001 |
A rant written for Spam Inc's Ruler of the Universe contest.
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| Odor De Jour |
June 24th, 2001 |
There were some things man was not meant to smell.
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| Destroy All Shoelaces!!! |
May 5th, 2001 |
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Viva la Velcro!
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