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Wild Discovery: The Vicious Beebee

Today on Wild Discovery we're going to show you never-before-seen footage of the life of the Beebee, a vicious predator that preys on unsuspecting people, using its "cute" appearance to lull them into a false sense of security and then attacking when it is least suspected.



The Beebee in
its natural habitat


For those of stout heart who do not scare easily, here is shocking footage of a foray into the lair of a Beebee. Small children should not be allowed to see this video.

While the first reaction of most people is to pick up and "cuddle" the Beebee, Beebee hunter Laredo Jarsonian says "that's the last thing you should do if you want to live". "The Beebee is a master of deception" says Laredo, "its small appearance coupled with its ability to produce a myriad of 'cute' and 'soothing' sounds makes it a formidible enemy."

"Despite the well-known ferocity and hunger of the wild Beebee, millions of people across the world continue to try to domesticate them, often with devastating results. Take the following innocent person, lulled into loving a Beebee by its wiles."



Looks cute and innocent doesn't it? Makes you just want to nuzzle and cuddle it. That's EXACTLY what the Beebee wants you to do. First it gets you to cuddle it, then to 'burp' it. What people don't know is that burping a Beebee puts it into the perfect position to strike.



The Beebee slowly worms its way near to the victim's neck or shoulder area. And when the poor unsuspecting soul least expects it...


the Beebee strikes!!!





I know, that picture shocks me every time I see it too. So sad....

"In my personal opinion", states Laredo, "the only good Beebee is a Beebee locked away for good, but they aren't as easy to capture as you'd think. Stalking a Beebee is long arduous work and if the Beebee ever becomes aware of you, the hunter will become the hunted. Stalking requires a highly evolved technique which I demonstrate in the picture below."



"Notice the stealthy approach to the sleeping Beebee. As long as I don't step on any twigs, the little bugger will never know what hit him." And the technique works, as Laredo's own personal collection of pelts, scalps, and 'lucky Beebee's feet' shows.